“My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity”.
One side of Donald Trump we’d never expect to see during the US presidential race is his kinkier side. Luckily, an American author has imagined up what really goes on behind closed doors in the boardroom in a Trump-inspired erotic e-book that’s stormed to the top of the Amazon.com this week. Los Angeles comedian and writer Elijah Daniel decided to get drunk last week and put pen to paper, telling the story of a young Trump Hotel bellboy who is seduced by the notorious billionaire businessman.
The result of his efforts, Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy has gone viral across the internet, reaching the number one spot on the Amazon LGBT Erotica and Humourous Erotica chart in less than a week. “I’m going to get drunk tonight and write an entire Donald Trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow I swear to god,” he tweeted.
i’m going to get drunk tonight and write an entire donald trump sex novel like 50 shades of grey & put it on amazon tomorrow i swear to god.
The 22-year-old first time author told The New York Daily News The New York Daily News it took less than a day and a lot of wine to finish the 21-page masterpiece. “I was drinking, and I thought it would be funny if I write this stupid and weird story,” said Daniel.
“It took me four hours and four bottles of wine.”
I just beat out the girl who wrote 50 shades of grey in the top erotica authors of amazon someone stab me